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- People who try to encourage me by saying: Stop Being So Negative.
- People who try to encourage me by saying: Just be yourself.
- People who try to encourage me by saying: It will happen when you least expect it.
- People who try to encourage me by saying: Keep your chin up.
- People who try to encourage me by saying: You never know.
- People who think they know what they are talking about: You need to get out more.
- The guy that leaves a 10 minute following distance in rush hour traffic.
- How in Windows Solitaire, the left corner is never touched by the cards when you win.
- Friends who want to go "Cosmic Bowling" for their birthday. Sorry man, you're a good dude, but WTF.
- No, I don't want a damn Target Red Card!
- No, Carl's Jr., I don't want to add a cheesecake to my 1,200 calorie meal.
- People who ask me how I am doing. I know they don't care. I make up wierd stuff just to throw them off.
- People who want to know the name of the company I work at. Look, you've never heard of it.
- People who give you that ambiguous nod of acknowledgement when you tell them where you work, and they haven't heard of it, but want to sound like they have.
- People who pass around birthday cards in manila folders at work. This is why I keep my birthday secret (its a week from Tuesday).
- People who read Harry Potter and act like it is high-level reading. Sorry, but the truth hurts. Rowling isn't Shakespeare.
- Hip Hop lyrics. I have a lyric for you, "I got guns, I got bitches, I got weed, I got game, don't playa hate, you know what I'm sayin'?" Terrible.
- People who say they hate techno but couldn't name 2 electronic artists. F off buddy.
- I hate Santee. Enough said.
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