More Target Fun

Target is always fun. I never I could top the time when I accidentally took somebody else's shopping cart and then had to go back and steal mine back to get the things I bought, but this one might do it.

The line was really long and I was just standing there waiting when a woman came up and put her her hand on my arm. Which was odd...but then she put her other arm around me, put her head on my shoulder, and then squeezed tight. I must admit, wasn't really complaining here, but she was a complete stranger.

So, I gave her about 5 seconds, then quietly said, "Wrong person?" Well, her head looked up and she got the surprise of her life. Her husband was the shopping cart in front of me. He didn't look too thrilled. She was embarassed beyond belief, and I probably made it worse because I couldn't control my laughter. Finally after about a minute, she just abandoned her husband completely and left the store.

I am still laughing. Hey, it was fun.


TM